November 8, 2006

Chimps defeated, Bonobos elected

Tired of 6 years of Chimpanzees running around, screaming and displaying and threatening, US voters on Tuesday sent an increased contingent of Bonobos to Washington. Bonobos, who look a little more human than Chimps, create a more egalitarian society typified by female group dominance, food sharing, and endless sexual activity.

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